Joe- dude, is she knitting
Derek - you know as a friend I got to tell ya, you look a little weird
Mer- I am making a sweater
Joe - your knitting in a bar. You can’t knit in a bar. Your scaring the customers
Derek- come on have a drink
Mer -I can’t have a drink , I’m celibate
Joe - you mean sober ? She means sober
Mer- no celibate. I’m practicing celibacy . And drinking doesn’t go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seems kinda porny. And the my head gets all cloudy and then the next thing you know I’m naked and my point is I’m celibate. And knitting is good for surgical dexterity. So I’m making a sweater.
Derek - your celibate ? I just don’t buy it
Mer - no more men !
Addison- no more men. really! You? …. I’m am asking, cause we are friends.
Mer - every guy I meet turns out to be married.
Derek - ooh, ouch
Mer - sorry ….. Or mark
Addison - okay, I’m going to go over there now
Mer- sorry . Or remember the horrible thing I did ? Remember George ?
Derek - your making a sweater
Mer - I’m making a sweater